Assignment L.12.2: The buttocks thing

All right, with less than a week to go before our Annual Meeting, here’s an assignment:

Jeff Bishop’s “buttocks thing.” It’s time.  The assignment is simple: gather material à la Lacuna-style.  Dump it here in comments.  Perhaps it will be our Agenda on Friday night.

Here’s what inspired me: http://lifeand6months.com/2012/05/22/from-the-storage-archives-the-unseen-sailors-tattoo/