Spam koans

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1. dale on April 4, 2008 at 11:09 am said:

   And to get us started:

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3. dale on April 10, 2008 at 6:47 am said:

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4. dale on April 17, 2008 at 6:49 am said:

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6. dale on April 20, 2008 at 8:02 pm said:

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   Heh. Indeed.

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7. dale on April 22, 2008 at 6:47 am said:

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8. dale on April 28, 2008 at 7:39 am said:

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9. dale on May 25, 2008 at 1:10 pm said:

   Change your small trout into a great white shark

   and

   from me, puma’s grace, which I thought was interesting in a koan kind of way.

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10. dale on June 30, 2008 at 6:56 am said:

    Exchange your six life

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11. marc on July 1, 2008 at 10:18 am said:

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12. dale on July 3, 2008 at 6:48 am said:

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13. dale on July 6, 2008 at 7:56 am said:

    Take the blue pill and she’ll show you how far down the rabbit hole goes

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14. dale on July 27, 2008 at 10:01 am said:

    “Be more sexy Have bigger subject”

    I leave it to Marc to expound on the subject/object dichotomy.

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15. dale on July 31, 2008 at 10:02 am said:

    Bijgevoegde mail is beoordeeld als spam.

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16. dale on August 9, 2008 at 1:16 pm said:

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17. Mike on August 19, 2008 at 9:05 pm said:

    I have a new one:

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18. dale on October 28, 2008 at 7:44 am said:

    FW: Is your skills about to expired?

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19. dale on November 6, 2008 at 8:37 am said:

    from spam at school, which almost never gets through, so this has an extra I-Ching-iness to it:

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