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Is it art?
Ware!
This is genius. It’s a passage from Middlemarch, describing Mr. Casaubon, a middle-aged cleric whose life-work has been writing a Key to All Mythologies, apparently a syncretic work which will Explain It All once and for all. He has yet to publish the work or even come close to tying it all up in any kind of coherent package. He has recently married Dorothea Brooke, a young, pretty, pious, and educated young woman who thinks she will find happiness assisting him in his labors.
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He had not had much foretaste of happiness in his previous life. To know intense joy without a strong bodily frame, one must have an enthusiastic soul. Mr. Casaubon had never had a strong bodily frame, and his soul was sensitive without being enthusiastic: it was too languid to thrill out of self-consciousness into passionate delight; it went on fluttering in the swampy ground where it was hatched, thinking of its wings and never flying. His experience was of that pitiable kind which shrinks from pity, and fears most of all that it should be known: it was that proud narrow sensitiveness which has not mass enough to spare for transformation into sympathy, and quivers thread-like in small currents of self-preoccupation or at best of an egoistic scrupulosity. And Mr. Casaubon had many scruples: he was capable of a severe self-restraint; he was resolute in being a man of honor according to the code; he would be unimpeachable by any recognized opinion.
In conduct these ends had been attained; but the difficulty of making his Key to all Mythologies unimpeachable weighed like lead upon his mind; and the pamphlets–or “Parerga” as he called them–by which he tested his public and deposited small monumental records of his march, were far from having been seen in all their significance. He suspected the Archdeacon of not having read them; he was in painful doubt as to what was really thought of them by the leading minds of Brasenose, and bitterly convinced that his old acquaintance Carp had been the writer of that depreciatory recension which was kept locked in a small drawer of Mr. Casaubon’s desk, and also in a dark closet of his verbal memory.
These were heavy impressions to struggle against, and brought that melancholy embitterment which is the consequence of all excessive claim: even his religious faith wavered with his wavering trust in his own authorship, and the consolations of the Christian hope in immortality seemed to lean on the immortality of the still unwritten Key to all Mythologies. For my part I am very sorry for him. It is an uneasy lot at best, to be what we call highly taught and yet not to enjoy: to be present at this great spectacle of life and never to be liberated from a small hungry shivering self– never to be fully possessed by the glory we behold, never to have our consciousness rapturously transformed into the vividness of a thought, the ardor of a passion, the energy of an action, but always to be scholarly and uninspired, ambitious and timid, scrupulous and dim-sighted. Becoming a dean or even a bishop would make little difference, I fear, to Mr. Casaubon’s uneasiness.
Doubtless some ancient Greek has observed that behind the big mask and the speaking-trumpet, there must always be our poor little eyes peeping as usual and our timorous lips more or less under anxious control.
A “parent survey” response for my daughter’s English class
Whenever I come upon my sixteen year old daughter absorbed in her laptop, I am expected to play my part in a set routine. My daughter created it, and because she is a comedian, it’s a pithy and concise bit of Vaudeville schtick. As a parent I can’t help but be proud, even though she gives herself the funny stuff and expects me to embarrass myself as the hapless straight man.
Goes something like this. I wander by. She remains motionlessly consumed in whatever is on her laptop. I stop. I turn and look at her as though I’m trying to recollect something I know I need to tell her. There’s a pause. Then maybe I mutter something like, “Oh, by the way…,” as if I just remembered what it was I wanted to say. In one swift and deft move she looks up at me as she slams shut her laptop’s screen. She gives me this…stare. It’s questioning and subtly malevolent at the same time. It’s the twist in the bit, the comic turn. Even though I am not even remotely interested in what’s on her laptop, even though I might or might not idly try to glance at the screen as I pause with my question, she, with her move and her…stare, transforms me, whether I’m glancing over her shoulder or not, mind you, into a dirty creeper who is trying to peer into her world. She’s the one who slams shut the laptop, but I am the pervert. Come on! Who’s really guilty, and of what? There’s no escaping that I’m clearly the dupe of this routine. I walk right into the trap. She’s minding her own business and then I come along with my aging vampiric desire, attempting to feed on her innocent youthful enjoyment. How dare I? “Yes? What? May I help you?” I bluster and protest that I have no interest in what she’s looking at. She continues the…stare. I stand guilty. I should be ashamed. It’s a great bit.
Classic schtick. However, like any comic routine, if you turn it slightly and look at it out of sync with its working tempo, you realize it is a ritual. It’s a ritual my daughter and I enact every time she sees me seeing her with her laptop, as if that moment demands we enact some significant understanding.
What do we understand in those moments? I think it’s rather complex, and the ritual itself, couched in comedy to countenance a large component of anxiety, played out in full each time, is the only way to fully write what all is going on. One of the things rituals do–to play amateur anthropologist for a moment–is combine a number of contradictory impulses, equivocal ideas, and mixed motives into a concrete series of repeatable and reconcilable actions. Repetition refines a chaotic mess of both malignant and ecstatic emotions and allows for more ponderable meanings and manageable sensations to take shape. Think of the handshake. I touch the flesh of someone who is a stranger to me. That in itself is a bold gesture. One doesn’t usually make to touch an other one does not know.  Am I offering friendship or testing the strength of a potential threat? Am I filling a moment of awkwardness and uncertainty? Am I establishing a provisional truce or creating an alliance? Checking for weapons? Opening myself to another? The ritual handshake writes the complexity of all of these possibilities, and with a quarter-turn back, it, like every ritual, has the potential for comedy:  just note how not being ready for a quick, strong handshake immediately can turn you into a pathetic, farcical, doubting mess.
I think that in the terse comedy of the laptop routine my and daughter and I carry through a ritual just as complex, and I think it revolves around something profound the computer has brought into the parent-child relationship. Why not put it starkly in the language of the Old Testament? Computers bring the Knowledge of Good and Evil. Not that this wasn’t there before computers, of course. Nothing new under the sun, to use more Old Testament language, but maybe, thanks to computers, the not-new is now more immediate.
Handling these matters has always been a miserable parental burden, and part of most parents’ strategy, I think, has always focused on timing. We try to temper the truth of the Fall by going slowly. We try to feed in the darker facts of life gradually. Our language evolves through the years of maturation. Maybe we bring the remote troubling mood of a fairy tale a touch closer as we issue our warnings about that street too far from home or that stranger who isn’t going to tell you the truth. We dance about with the talk of “bad people” or of kids who might try to talk them into doing “things they really don’t want to do.” Time, access, and distance were more in our control as we led them by the hand to peek behind certain creaky doors or at figures recumbent under pale linen shrouds. We let the moment and necessity and growth guide us. Before computers. Now the entire enormity of the human condition waits right on the other side of a squarish or oblong portal sitting on a desk in our home or resting in our child’s lap. Lies offered as truths. Truths offered as lies. Facts offered as fun. Friendly persuasion. And evil incarnate. All of it there, now, no waiting. For us, the parents, time is no longer on our side. The monster has crawled out from under the bed.
Because of the computer, my daughter and I had talks before I was ready to have them, before she was ready to have them, too, probably. Long talks. Detailed. I had to work hard to summon effective and useful metaphors. I had to use starker images. More immediate. Less ambiguous. More proximate. Implicating all that was both familiar and foreign. I issued prohibitions that were non-negotiable. I relativized notions like privacy, freedom, choice, maturity. I apologized to her for the fact that those concepts, once she sat down in front of the portal, were meaningless. Gazing into the portal, we would not pretend she was cultivating those things. Truly, we sat together and talked and beheld the Fall.
The laptop ritual acknowledges that. In a way, it’s as if the computer brought trauma, and our little ritual is a way of turning such an upheaval into a fact of life. The computer also brought complexity, and the routine allows us to bring together the complexity into something manageable. It reminds us of what we had to sacrifice as we figured out how to make a place for the computer in our home. It implicates us in the sad truths of life. It torments us a bit with a warning that the beast is really out there. And in here. And it helps us tolerate the discomfort of having to share such things with one another before either one of us was ready.  And it assures my daughter that I will still pry and indulge my suspicions. It allows her to assert her autonomy in spite of my having rendered her cherished notions of freedom and independence contingent and conditional. It also allows her to be angry at me. And thank me. At least I tell myself she is thanking me. She may just be calling me a creep with no life.
Bookstore (revised)
I handed the girl my books and my discount card. She looked the titles over as she rang them up–a bit too much attention for my taste. Then, yes, a remark; I was tuned to its inevitability and tightened up a bit. I don’t remember it exactly: “I love this one. Jane Eee-ree. Have you read it?” My discomfort was then instantly doubled, and I choked out something like: “It’s on my daughter’s summer reading list.” She made another comment as she handed me my receipt, but I had withdrawn my attention at that point, and her curious speech patterns had garbled it anyway. I was dizzy with awkwardness. Was it a response? Something new? Taking it further? I smiled and offered a placating nod as I headed for the door.
O the thoughts I had. O the comments I formulated. O the irony I mustered. And of course it was a chain store, a floating ship of corporate mega-death. And so on.
It’s been three days and I can’t forget her smile. It was ceaseless, endless. It was present, fixed, from the moment I saw her see me approach the counter. It was, to use the formerly fashionable post-structuralist phrasing, “always already there.” And it was obscenely authentic. Not polite. Not professional. Joyous. She seemed happy to be there doing what she was doing. Happy helping me. Happy to talk with a stranger about books.
She loved Jane Eee-ree. I have no way of knowing what reading is for her. Because, for one thing, I didn’t ask her, even though I had the opportunity. She spoke of love. I offered distracting excuses for being there. Something about her radiated a truth about bookstores and why people read and why reading is a way to love. I’m the one who wanted the corporate exchange: just give me my empty abstract product and leave me alone.
I told myself she was in some way a “special needs” person, as if I needed to give myself a satisfying and condescending explanation of why I was so uncomfortable. But, really, after three days to think about it, I’ve stopped plugging up my feeling with that kind of explanation. She was memorable. Fiercly memorable. I can’t forget her smile. Her profession of love. Her Jane Eee-ree. And as my misery wells up I tell myself other things. I can’t leave it alone. I know she is too happy with what she does and with her Jane Eee-ree to ever start wars, cheat people out of their money, snub, back-bite, hold a grudge. A philosopher and sage had the good sense to hire her for that job. On and on I go with the things I tell myself. I know I’m still being condescending, but guilt does that. Not really fair to her. Truth be told, all I really know is what she told me: she loves Jane Eee-ree. That prompts me to offer one last truth: I have never actually read Jane Eee-ree.
Bookstore
I handed the girl my books and my discount card. She looked the titles over as she rang them up–a bit too much attention for my taste. Then, yes, a remark; I was tuned to its inevitability and tightened up a bit. I don’t remember it exactly: “I love this one. Jane Aye–ree. Have you read it?” My discomfort was then instantly doubled, and I choked out something like: “It’s on my daughter’s summer reading list.” She made another comment as she handed me my receipt, but I had withdrawn my attention at that point, and her curious speech patterns had garbled it anyway. I was dizzy with awkwardness. Was it a response? Something new? Taking it further? I smiled and offered a placating nod as I headed for the door.
O the thoughts I had. O the comments I formulated. O the irony I mustered. And of course it was a chain store, a floating ship of corporate mega-death. And so on.
It’s been three days and I can’t forget her smile. It was ceaseless, endless. It was present, fixed, from the moment I saw her see me approach the counter. It was, to use the formerly fashionable post-structuralist phrasing, “always already there.” And it was obscenely authentic. Not polite. Not professional. Joyous. She seemed happy to be there doing what she was doing. Happy helping me. Happy to talk with a stranger about books.
She loved Jane Aye-ree. I have no way of knowing what reading is for her. Because, for one thing, I didn’t ask her, even though I had the opportunity. She spoke of love. I offered distracting excuses for being there. Something about her radiated a truth about bookstores and why people read and why reading is a way to love. I’m the one who wanted the corporate exchange: just give me my empty abstract product and leave me alone.
I told myself she was in some way “special,” as if I needed to give myself a satisfying and condescending explanation of why I was so uncomfortable. But, really, with three days to think about it, I now tell myself she was not so much special as memorable. I can’t forget her smile. Her profession of love. Her Jane Aye-ree. And as my misery wells up I tell myself other things. I can’t leave it alone. I know she is too happy with what she does and with her Jane Aye-ree to ever start wars, cheat people out of their money, snub, back-bite, hold a grudge. A philosopher and sage had the good sense to hire her for that job. On and on I go with the things I tell myself. I know I’m still being condescending, but guilt does that. Not really fair to her. Truth be told, all I really know is what she told me: she loves Jane Aye-ree. That prompts me to offer one last truth: I have never actually read Jane Aye-ree.
Assignment L.10.4
Hey, look, an assignment. I know we’re all about the cras melior est, but honestly, can we pull together on this one?
A food writer at the NYT wrote a half-assed column matching drinks to movies.
I think we can do better.
Assignment 2010.n+1 – Soup to nuts
Jeff called me earlier tonight to share an inspiration he had while listening to NPR. Â I’m certain I will mangle some portion (or perhaps all) of what we discussed, but I will make an effort to recount it with you just the same.
He heard a story of a group of folks that would get together and support projects by combining small donations. Â This reminded him of a group he used to be a part of that would gather periodically, each bringing their own soup with them as a meal. Â These concepts, along with a dash of Lichtenbergianism, inspired the idea I will now share.
What IF:
We met, as a group, at a regularly scheduled interval (say, once a month). Â The location of this meeting would rotate amongst the ash-bound (as available anyway) to host. Â Each attendee would bring 3 things: soup (or some form of self-nourishment), $10, and their attentiveness. Â The latter would be used to consider the presentations of various artists with projects in mind that a small donation would help make possible. Â At the end of the evening, those donating would place in a hat the name of the project they would like to support. Â The top vote getter would receive the collected funds with the understanding that they would come to later meetings to share their progress. Â In this way, we have an excuse to meet and a consistent way to act as microfinanciers of local artists.
Jeff, please correct any mistakes when you escape the technology void that is Mississippi.
What do y’all think?
Assignment 2010.n
Successfully registering a record on this site could, if properly done, be considered artistic. Furthermore, it could simultaneously support our efforts to postpone (and thus procrastinate) more meaningful work. What should our group record be?