I don’t think this one is too labor-intensive, but given this organization’s intense laziness recently…
Go to Awkward Stock Photos. Get the feeling, the flavor, the je ne sais quois of the place.
Create your own.
Post here in a separate post. Explain it.
ALTERNATE ASSIGNMENT: Steal one of the ones there and create a post (magazine article, blog post, something) that would attempt to use such a thing.
Make sure you get through at least 7-10 pages! OMG.